What not to wear under any circumstance

Are there things you can never wear?

My niece asked me days ago, after mentioning skinny jeans. Unless you’re a Punk singer or musician, and the calendar says we are in the 1970s, I advise against it. In a broader light, this question is framed in the belief people have that they are too old, too short, too (insert adjective) to wear certain items.

So, today I decided to break the three things you should never wear, under any circumstance.